That summer I turned a corner in my soul...

Howdy,
Today I was asked what my type of woman was...And I thought and thought and thought...And all I could come up with was,"Well I love Carrie Underwood, Piper Perabo, Scarlett Johanssen, Jessica Simpson, annnnnd a little bit of Rachel McAdams."
I got this look of, Oh Jak....Ladies woman are we? I couldn't help but grin and that is when I decided to come up with my top 5 ladies and why...

Woman I wish were LESBIAN.....

#1. The infamous MRS. Jak Underwood...Also known as Carrie Underwood.

I can't take my eyes off this woman because she has a smile to die for..Legs I'd just love to be..*clears throat* Yeah. And Her voice is amazing. Gosh, she's just gorgeous.

#2. My ladie Piper Perabo. She can be found in some of my favorite movies like, Lost and Delirious and Imagine Me and You. Love them. Love her. I certainly do.

#3. Scarlett Johansson

If I needed someone to play me in a movie of my life...I'd want it to be this woman. She is amazingly hot and just ya know.




#4. Jessica Simpson

"...Because legs come in handy when the law is in front of you..."


Need I say more?


Huge tots. Nice legs. Gorgeous body. Blonde hair.


Now that's enough. MmmM.





Finally.....





#5. Rachel McAdams.


Now, honestly, I just love this woman. She has played in Wedding Crashers, The Notebook, Mean Girls, The Hot chick, and My favorite THE FAMILY STONE. Yeah, I couldn't say more..She's nearly Perfect.


And of course...Beyond the looks, I'd love a woman who can hold a conversation, and smiles all the time, and who knows just how to let me treat her. That's all I ask. =]

Now, I could elaborate more, But I won't. Haha. So I will be going to bed right about now.
Take care.
This is Jak signing off.
Goodbye and Goodnight.
Love always,
Jak.

By The Way...
My respects go out to The Victims in the Virginia Tech. Shooting. I know that doesn't help you now, but to your families and friends. =[

My best blue jeans have skoal rings.....

Ohhhhhh babyyy,
I just had this thought. Random I know. BUT Don't you love a good hug.
The kind that says, Hey I'm here for you and I will not let you down. A good tight squeeze. It's nice huh. I love it.
And.
Now all you have to do is come find me woman. I'm the one in your dreams, with the smile =D. All you have to do is meet me. I promise you won't regret it. =]
Now have a Great night.
Me. You. My dreams, let's go.
Have a good one folks.
Take care.
With love,
Jak.

I wear a greasy ball cap, I like my shirt untucked, and I spend saturday's workin' on my truck...

Howdy,
As the evening comes to an end I took a good long look around and I had this feeling. That one that you get when you have an itch and you just convince yourself that ONE DAY, one day, it'll all just happen. And I couldn't help but smile. I'm sure you've all read my One day blog on my previous blog. No? Well, let me re-post it for you here.

So let me tell you a little story about this blog....

Once upon a time....Kidding. So, every time I talk about the future, or things that I desire to do, I always say, "Oh one day", or "One day I'll do that", Things like that. So *Jak*, I, Got this brilliant idea, I'll just make a list. Of all the "One Day's"...So here I go...

Because, well...One Day
1. Travel to New York.
2. Go to Paris.
3. Have sex outside.
4. Ride a train in Europe.
5. Go to Texas.
6. Rob a Bank. [[Okay, maybe not]]
7. Spend some time as a Hippie.
8. Protest against at least *one* thing in my life time.
9. Go to the Grand Canyon before I reach the age of 23*.
10. Find True Love.
11. Have six children. [[When I am able to support them all.]]
12. Convince half of everyone I meet that my name is really, Jak. [[With out a "C"]]
13. Backpack through Europe.
14. Cuddle under the stars in the back of a pick-up.
15. Live where no one can find me for a month.
16. Chase the sun.
17. Learn to Line Dance.[[Yee Haw]]
18. Cut my hair no longer then an Inch, And then dye it Blue.
19. Get my tongue PIERCED. [[COMPLETED 02/03/07....That's right...I have my tongue done.]]
20. Send in a POST SECRET. [[without telling my sisters what it is first.]] [[Completed 01/04/07]]
21. Meet Carrie Underwood. Have sex with her the same night.
22. Also have sex with, and meet Rachel Mcadams
23. [[Shooooot, Have a three-some!]] With the 2 lovely ladies above.
24. Take a candle lit bath with that someone
25. Kiss someone so passionately, That I make thier head spin.
26. Shower in a Waterfall.
27. Go Ice skating, on a frozen lake.
28. Donate Blood. [[Without the fear of the needle.]]
29. See the Northern Lights.
30. Ask a complete stranger to dance. [[Without any music.]]
31. Own a Flannel shirt.[[COMPLETED 12/24/06]]
32. Take a flight in a Hot Air Baloon
33. Make my own fire at the beach
34. Go to the Gay Pride Parade In: SF & NY
35. Kiss my lover goodnight in Paris.
36. Go to a strip club. [[Just to Dance the Macarana]]
37. Learn how to snowboard. Without an instructor.
38. Do nothing but read ALL Saturday long.
39. Date someone purely for the sex [[ With them knowing]]
40. [Take my sister] To clean up the highway.
41. Kiss my Lover in the pouring rain.
42. Go on a road trip. [[With no destination, but plenty of money to spend]]
43. Sleep under the stars.
44. Have sex at an office or in an elevator.
45. Refer to myself in 3rd person [[All Day]]
46. Watch a childs eyes light up with happiness.
47. Dance like a fool without a care in the world. [[Or about whos watching]]
48. Get so drunk that I don't remember anything the next day.
49. Watch the sunrise and sunset [[On the same day.]]
50. Hear the words "I Iove you" and say them back with really meaning it.
51. Make-out with someone in an elevator. [[Completed 4/7/07]]
52. Try scuba diving.
53. See a play on *Broadway*
54. Skinny dip at mid-night.
55. Ditch work to watch movies all day.
56. Leave a 3 minute phone message with no real meaning for someone.
57. Go to a life support meeting. [[for no reason but to support.]]
58. Live in North Carolina, at least for a year.
59. Visit every single state in the U.S.
60. Send everyone a Valentines day card on Christmas.
61. Learn to Tango.
62. Own an orange Tabby cat. [[Named 'Kodie']]
63. Celebrate Christmas and actually enjoy it.
64. Make every decision using only my "gut" instinct.
65. Be a "boy" all day.
66. Give every homeless person I see 5$.
67. Meet a REAL Cowboy.
68. Go to a gay bar.
69. Forget regret.
70. Toss a Quarter into a fountain...And make a Wish. [[Completed. 01/08/07]]
71. Own a house that I am proud to call a HOME.
72. Purpose to spend the rest of my life with someone, Not marriage*.
73. Become a kindergarten teacher [[With a degree in psychology]].
74. Make peace with an enemy.
75. Know the meaning of LIFE.
76. Spend ALL day walking on the Beach.
77. Go on a picnic.
78. Get a tattoo.
79. Tell a stranger he/she has a gorgeous smile [[Completed. 12/31/06]]
80. Go to time square for New Years.
81. Attempt a poem.
82. Plant a tree.
83. Recycle! [[with caring.]] [[Completed. 1/07/07]]
84. See all your dreams come true.
85. Streaking with Kassia.
86. Picking up chicks with Peter. [Attempted. And didn't fail horribly...Just the age thing...Women. 03/24/07]


.........*To Be Continued.*.............

There's more I know but this is what I have come up with over the last Few days. Enjoy.

I promise to finish. [[....One day ]]

Take care ya'll. This is Jak, signing off.
Goodbye and Goodnight.

Love always,

Jak.

Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed?

Howdy,
How have you been? I've missed you. It's Sunday night, the last few hours of spring break. I don't have much to say because while I was bored a few minutes ago I filled out this survey.

SPRING BREAK


1. Besides your family, name the people you hung out with.
Greg, Alycia, Viv, Diane, Tina, Steven, Jeff, Peter, and there's more i'm sure


4. Do any Partying?
Oh yeah.


5. Sneak out?
Only one night


6. Pig out?
No. I ate a lot of garbage tho.



7. Did you go a day with out makeup?
I did! I don't wear any. =D


8. Did you get any makeovers/haircuts?
No...I was going to but I couldn't get it shaved off!


9. Did you spend any quality time with your family?
Hahaha....My "Family" sure....


10. Meet anyone new?
I did. My friends family. and A girl.


11. Change your myspace song?
I was hardly on myspace.


12. Get grounded?
Nope. got off grounding tho.


13. Fight with your parents about doing something?
Yep.


14. Did you spend more than 2 hours total on Myspace?
Noooooo


15. Did you have any sleepovers?
Haha


16. Hangout with someone you normally dont?
I did. A few. =D


17. Eat out atleast once a day?
No but a few times a week.


18. Get any tanner?
OHHH yeah!


19. Get sunburnt?
No.


20. Do any homework?
No hahahaha


Over spring break have you :


gotten drunk?
No


done drugs?
Maybe


been to a party?
A little get together


stayed up all night ?
All morning. like 1 or 2


Thrown a party?
Nope. Im not big on lots of people.


dropped your cell phone in something ?
No haha my pocket


seen your best friend?
Of course, I see her almost everyday


hurt anyone?
No


found something new out ?
I did. I'm talented. =p


been in a car ?
Haha yeah


movies?
Yeahhhhhh a ton


done something you regret ?
I don't regret anything, Ever



And that's the story of my life. It is only 10 o'clock. But I have to go to school tomorrow and get back into the groove of school. WOO HOO.

Oh, and if you get a chance go and download the song "The night Before [Life goes on]" By Carrie Underwood [[My Wife, yes]] That's the at the moment song that is on repeat on my Ipod. Woot Woot. And Book? Just finished, What ever happend to Lani Garver. That's right.

And with that....



Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net



Take care.
Have a Great night.
I love you.
Goodbye and Goodnight.
Love Always,
Jak.
=]

P.S.
Have a good week if I don't get a chance to write here. I do have work and practice this week.

P.S.S
I will write you something better. I promise.