I wanna be the kind of woman your mama warned you about...

Howdy,
Today I was asked, Whats your status? At first I didn't realize that I was being hit on. So I simply stated, "Single". Oh. My. Big MISTAKE.
WARNING: When you think that its an innocent question, think again.
Never tell an interested girl that you have no interest in that you are single. It's all bad. I regret saying it. Honestly, I know I'm single but I should have said married. I was also thinking about the type of woman I want. And it's very hard in this era to find what I am looking for.
Like I said up there, I wanna be the kind of woman your mama warned you about.

Let's start from top to bottom.
Hair: Long or short. Light, perferably blonde.
Eyes: Any light color perferably, Blue or Green.
Smile: Often.
Tongue: I have this thing for tongues. I love them. Anyone will do.
Piercings: Ah, That stuff doesn't bother me. I think it's all good.
Hands: Soft, but the kind you know that they are a worker.
Arms: That doesn't matter to me.
BOOBS: A handful. Nice round and all up in my....kidding.
Sex: Yes. Hot and Often. Oh, wait. Female, please. =]
Legs: Oh, This is where all the fantasies are made. Those legs. MMmmM
Feet: I don't care. Although I like feet. So probably cute.

Seems like I'm at the end of looks.
Now,
This girl in my dreams, is one that will let me take care of her. And will take care of me. mentally, physically, emotionally, and of course sexually. [[Hey, we all have our needs.]]
HA. A woman that is older then me is greatly appreciated. Shorter, please. Care-free and serious. Totally spontaneous. One who likes to help bring home the bacon. And we could always share the pants. A beautiful soul and intelligent mind to match that heart of hers. The woman who knows exactly what I need and want and know how to give it to me.
This girl, the one from my dreams. You know her. I've introduced you a few times now.
See this is who I'm married to.
The next time I get asked if I'm single, I have a new answer.
Score. LOL. Well, I shall go meet her in my dreams.
Take care.
Talk later? I promise to share my dreams.
This is Jak Signing off.
Goodbye and Goodnight.
Love Always,
Jak.